bec cooke - 20 - budding gold digger

this blog is mostly filled with things you will disagree with.
happy lurking xxx

i have contiki blues (AGAIN) but it’s all okay bc reunion in a month! EEEEEE

reallyreallyreallytrying:

it’s fine to get your moles lasered off unless you’re talking about the animal. why would you have one pet mole, let alone several

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police seized drugs with a street value of $2 million. these drugs are basically mayfair with like 3 hotels. do not land your thimble on em

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[inspects huge peanut m&m through jewelers loupe]: perfect clarity. perfect cut

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coolest thing about the queen’s xmas message is the bit at the end where she goes “hehehehehehe wipeout” and grabs her longboard

reallyreallyreallytrying:

[takes a deep drag on a cigarette] explain to me how gandolf from lotr didn’t embody all the qualities of a jedi knight